Numero Uno by Rabiez
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DEFBCD - ABCDEGHIJEGKLMNOPLMNO - THIS IS WIERD... IT IS FUN 2 CONTROL DAH POLE... GET IT? DRAGNET AND PARANOID ARE HERE TO GET REALLY NASTY.. LET US TALK ABOUT DOGS ONCE MORE.... YOU KNOW, DOGS HAVE A VERY INTERESTING ANATOMY WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE FOR SCIENTIFICAL EXPERIMENTS.. FOR EXAMPLE.. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING MORE EXCITING THAN DISSECTING A DOG FROM THE NAVEL TO THE HEAD... OF COURSE WITHOUT ANASTASIA... HE! HE! OR PERHAPS TIE IT UP BETWEEN TWO CARS AND DRIVE A BIT BACK AND FORTH, AND THEN FINALLY STEP ON THE GAS PEDAL AND HEAR ITS FRAGILE BONES BEING TORN APART... GOTTA DASH NOW, THIS PART IS TO BE CRUNCHED IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES AND THE DEADLINE FOR THE DEMO IS TOMORROW.... ... .. . - ABCDEGHIJEGKLMNOPLMNO - - 
SIX[[[ [[ [ DETTE ER EDDERMANME HAMMER FEDT ELLER SKA DU HA NOEN FLADE[[[ IS THIS COOL OR WHAT[[[ SAY NO AND YOU ARE VERY DEAD[[[ HE HE HE[[[ [[[PRETTY COOL HUH[[[ SIX MEGA DYCPERS RUNNING SO SMOOTHLY THAT YOU ARE IN EXTAZY[[[ JUMP ON YOUR KEYBOARD TO QUIT THIS FAB PART[[[ OKEY[[[ CRAP TIME AGAIN[[[[[ THIS TIME I THINK I WILL WRITE ABOUT THE PROSTATA PROBLEMS MY CAT IS HAVING JUST NOW[[[ INTERESTING SUBJECT OR WHAT[[[ [[ [ NA[[ LET US GET SERIOUS FOR JUST A MOMENT OR TWO EVENTHOUGH IT IS VERY HARD FOR ME[[[[[ NA[[ I THINK I WILL SKIP DA SERIOUS TEXT AND JUST KEEP ON DOING WHAT I AM GOOD AT[[[ NAMELY WRITING REAL SICK TEXT WHICH REALLY IS A GOOD SLEEPING PILL[[[ JUST KEEP READING AND SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP OF BOREDOM[ HE HE[[ DRAGNET - FIVE[[[ [[ [ SIX[[[ [[ [ HI THERE[[[[ THIS IS DA PREACHER SPEAKING[[[[ [[[ [[ [ [[[[[[[DRAGNET HAS ASKED ME TO WRITE SUM TEXT FOR DIS RATHER WIERD BUT COOL DEMO[[[ SO HERE GOES[[[ I THINK I WILL USE MY TIME WRITING SUM MESSIGIES TO SUM FIENDS OF MINE[[[ [[[COMBAT WILLY JR[[[ HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH DA NEW MACHINE[[[ INSTEAD OF JUST DOING NOTHING WHY DONT YOU LEARN HOW TO CODE ON IT[[[[ [[[Z ENTERPRISE[[[ HAVE YOU BEING DOING SUMTHING ON DA PC LATELY[[[ WHAT ABOUT THAT STRATEGI GAME OF YOURS[[ HAVE YOU GOTTEN ANY FURTHER[[[ [[ [ ENUFF LAME NOTES[[[[[[ [[[[ [[[ [[ [ DA END OF THIS SCROLLER IS APPROCHING COZ DA MEMORY IS NOW ALLMOST COMPLETELY FILLED[[[[ OKEY[[ THANKS FOR DA TIME DRAGNET[[ I REALLY APRICIATE IT[[ DA PREACHER[[[[ FOUR[[[ [[ [ FIVE[[[ [[ [ SIX[[[ [[ [ COOL[[[ YEAH[[ WE KNOW IT IS COOL BUT PLEASE STOP THAT DREWLING[[[ SIX MEGA DYCPERS IS A PRETTY RARE SIGHT[[[ I DUNNO IF THIS IS A WORLD RECORD AND I DO NOT CARE[[[ BUT IT DOES LOOK RATHER SMASHING[[ AND I AM THE MAN WHOM YOU CAN THANK FOR THIS[[[ WHO YOU ASK[[[ PARANOID OF COURSE[[ OR WAS IT DRAGNET[[ HOWEVER[[ THIS IS YET ANOTHER MIND EXPANDING DEMO PART WITH THE FABULOUS TITLE[[ PENSIONERS DO IT BETTER[[ [[AND WE DO HOPE THAT YOU APPRECIATE THIS EFFORT[[[ BY THE WAY[[[ IF YOU REMEMBER MY LITTLE TALK ABOUT DOGS IN THE INTROPART THEN WHY NOT TRY THIS ONE TOO[[ TAKE A DOG[[PREFERABLY A SMALL ONE[[AND PUT IT INTO AN OPEN BLENDER ROTATING AT HIGH SPEED[[[ SECONDS LATER YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST FORCEMEAT EVER[[[[ [[[ [[ [ PARANOID[[[ THREE[[[ [[ [ FOUR[[[ [[ [ FIVE[[[ [[ [ SIX[[[ [[ [ WOOPA[[ ANOTHER DYCP TO YOUR SATISFACTION[[[ HERE IS PARANOID TO AMUSE YOU SEXMANIACS WITH AN INTIMATE CHAT[[[ DRAGNET AND I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT LOTS OF THINGS AND THE EVERYDAY LIFE COULD LEAD TO SEXUAL AND PERVERTED THOUGHTS[[[ JUST TAKE AN OPEN FRIDGE DOOR[[ OR A TALL VASE[[ OR HOW ABOUT A VACUUM CLEANER[[[ OR EVEN A CANDLE OR A TAP[[[ I AM NOT A PERVERT MYSELF ALTHOUGH DRAGNET MIGHT TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE BUT I JUST CAME TO THINK ABOUT THIS FUNNY COINCIDENCE[[[ HOWEVER[[ TO RETURN TO THE TRADITIONAL DOG TALK I WOULD MAKE A SUGGESTION TO ALL DOG OWNERS[[ YOU OUGHT TO GRANT YOUR DOG TO THE MEDICAL SCIENCE AND THEREBY DO YOURSELF AND SCIENCE A TREMENDOUS FAVOUR[[ I AM AGAINST EXPERIMENTS WITH ANIMALS BUT NOT EXPERIMENTS WITH DOGS[[[[[[ [[[ [[ [ TWO[[[ [[ [ THREE[[[ [[ [ FOUR[[[ [[ [ FIVE[[[ [[ [ SIX[[[ [[ [ AAHH[[[ THE SUMMER HOLIDAY IS FINALLY HERE WHICH MEANS TWO COMPLETE MONTHS OF RELAXATION[[[ I WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT SLEEPING AND DRINKING JUST TO KEEP UP MY REPUTATION AS THE LAZIEST MEMBER IN 
- HELLO OLD CHAPS[[[[[[ THE SUMMERTIME IS ALMOST HERE[[[ AS I WRITE THIS LAME DYCPTEXT MAY IS ALMOST FINISHED_AND JUNE IS WARMING UP FOR A BRILL BRILL SUMMER[[[ HOPEFULLY[[[ [[ [ DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF THESE TEXTS ARE A BIT STRANGE[[ YOU SEE[[[ IT IS OFCOZ A CRUNCHED CHARSET WHICH MEANS THAT THERE REALLY WAS NO ROOM FOR COMMA AND SIGNS LIKE THAT[[[ THERE WAS ONLY ROOM FOR A PEROID MARK WHICH LOOKS A BIT LIKE THIS[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ HMM[[[ DA DEADLINE FOR THIS DEMO IS GETTING CLOSER WITH FRIGHTNING SPEED[[ BY NOW I HAVE SET DA DEADLINE TO BE THE EIGHTEEN OF JUNE[[[ JUST IN TIME FOR DA HURRICANE DEMO PARTY NINETEEN NINETY TWO[[[ DA WORLDS LARGEST DEMO PARTY EVER[[[ UNFORTUNATELY I WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND DIS PARTY BECOZ I WILL BE ON HOLIDAY IN SPAIN AT THAT TIME[[[ BUT A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED THE PREACHER WILL PROBERLY ATTEND DA PARTY SO I WILL GIVE HIM DA FINISHED DEMO AND LET HIM SPREAD IT AT DA PARTY[[ HE HE[[ BYE[[[ - 
ABCDEF GHIJ KLMNOPMQRSTUVWXYZ [/]^S_ - - A - - - - P-PLAYER BY AK. ZAK BY AH.-LQQ - ABCDEF GHIJ KLMNOPMQRSTUVWXYZ [/]^S_ - IT'S A TRAGIC MOMENT, BUT WE ALL KNEW IT HAD TO COME SOONER OR LATER... YES, IT'S SAD, BUT TRUE.... THIS IS SO DA FINAL PART IN SPANKING TIME 2, DA SEQUEL.... .. . WE HOPE YA' HAVE ENJOYED DA SHOW SO FAR, BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T, WELL THEN... WHO CARES AND WHO GIVES A FUCK???!!??... (..AND WHO GIVES A ROTTEN SEAGULL??).... .. . RIGHT THEN... DIS IS DRAGNET'N'PARANOID, DA TWO NOTORIOUS BOYS (!) FROM 
ABCDEF GHBI JKLMNO PQR STUVWXYZ[/]^_ - D - ABCDEGHIJEGKLMNOPLMNO - VRSTUVRSTUWRSXYZ[/]YZ[/^ - DEFBCD - ABCDEGHIJEGKLMNOPLMNO - - ABCD EFY - MNJKLMNJKY JKLMNJKLMNJKLMNJKLMNJKLMNJKLMNJK - JKLMNJKLMNJKLMNJKLMNJKLMN - RSTUVRSTWXRSY RS[UVRS/] RS/] RS^_ZRSTUV - UVRSTWXRSY RS[UVRS[UVRS[UVRS - RS[UVRS[UVRS[UV - - ABCDEF GHBI JKLMNO PQR STUVWXYZ[/]^_ - DENMARK^ E^ - ]]]JOY TO CONTROL THIS FAB SCROLL]]] HELLO THERE^ CHAPS^ AND MIGHTY WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER UNFORGETTABLY BORING PART]]] PARANOID AT THE KEYS^ BY THE WAY[ AS MENTIONED^ THIS DEMO IS THE FOLLOW UP TO SPANKING TIME^ A RATHER LAME DEMO ACTUALLY^ BUT WHO CARES[[ AT THE MO I_M PRETTY TIRED BECAUSE OF TWO HOURS OF PLAYING FOOTBALL]]] WHO SAID I WAS LAZY^ DRAGNET// HOWEVER^ I_VE BEEN INVITED TO THREE OR FOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES IN THE NEAREST FUTURE^ WHICH I_M LOOKING VERY MUCH FORWARD TO]] PEOPLE ALWAYS GET DRUNK AT SUCH OCCASIONS AND SEEING THEIR FACES WHEN THEY_RE ABOUT TO PUKE IS ALMOST AS FUNNY AS BEING DRUNK YOURSELF]]] I REMEMBER A PARTY WHERE DRAGNET WAS PARTICIPATING^ AND AFTER HALF AN HOUR OF DRINKING HE HAD TO EMPTY HIS STOMACH IN THE GARDEN]]] WHAT A SIGHT AND WHAT A SMELL[[ HE ALWAYS CLAIMS THAT HE_S NEVER PUKED AT ANY PARTY BUT SOMETIMES YOU CAN_T REMEMBER ANYTHING AFTER HAVING BEEN HEAVILY DRUNK]]] NAH^ DON_T BELIEVE ALL THAT NONSENCE^ I JUST HAD TO WRITE SOMETHING SILLY^ EYH/ BY THE WAY^ THE SUBTITLE OF THIS FREAKY PART IS _DOESN_T THAT DOG LOOK LIKE DRIED OUT SOUP VERMICELLI AFTER HAVING PLAYED WITH THE POWERFUL VIBRATOR/_^ AND THE REASON FOR THE TITLE IS TO BE FOUND IN DRAGNET_S AND MY RELATIONSHIP TO DOGS]]] AND SPEAKING OF TITLES^ _SPANKING TIME II_ WAS INVENTED BY DRAGNET^ AND I BELIEVE IT IS CAUSED BY HIS SOMEWHAT UNNATURAL VIEW ON SEX]]] I WON_T GO INTO DETAILS HERE CONCERNING THIS SUBJECT^ BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE^ THEN GRAB THE PHONE^ CALL _DAH SEVENTH HEAVEN_^ AND LET_S HAVE A LITTLE CHAT ABOUT THAT]]] YOU COULD OF COURSE ALSO CONTACT US IF YOU WANT TO SWAP SOME INTERESTING STUFF OR INVITE US FOR DINNER OR ANY OTHER IDIOTIC REASON]]] THE ADDRESS WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU IN ANOTHER PART]]] WAIT A MINUTE]] THE DOOR BELL IS RINGING]] IT MUST BE THE CALL GIRL I_VE BEEN WAITING FOR]]] I_M AFRAID I HAVE TO STOP NOW^ BUT I DO HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO]] BESIDES^ THE DEADLINE FOR THIS DEMO IS GETTING CLOSER AND I HAVE A LOT OF OTHER TEXT TO WRITE^ SO I BETTER LEAVE YOU NOW]]] ]] ] PARANOID[[[ - HOWDY^ STRANGER]]] SO^ YOU_VE ENTERED THE SECOND PART^ PROBABLY WITH A GREAT AMOUNT OF EXPECTATION]]] HOPEFULLY YOU DON_T GET DISAPPOINTED]] THIS IS PARANOID AT THE KEYS WITH THE PURPOSE OF TELLING YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS DEMO]] IT IS DUE TO RELEASE ON THE GIGANTIC DEMOPARTY IN SAMSOE^ DENMARK^ AND THEREFORE HAS TO BE FINISHED ON JUNE THE EIGHTTEENTH]]] BECAUSE OF THIS DRAGNET HAD TO DO SOME OF THE CODING RATHER RAPIDLY^ BUT THE RESULT IS ACCEPTABLE^ I THINK]]] AND NOW TO OUR WEEKLY DOG QUIZ]]] THE FIRST PRIZE THIS WEEK IS TEN DOGS^ WITH WHICH YOU CAN DO JUST WHAT YOU LIKE AS LONG AS IT IS SOMETHING VIOLENT]]] THE SECOND PRIZE IS A BEAUTIFUL HAND MADE DOG WHIP^ AND THE THIRD PRIZE IS AN ELECTRIFIED LAMPPOST]]] ALL YOU_VE GOT TO DO IS ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION AND MAIL IT TO OUR HQ^ _DAH SEVENTH HEAVEN_]]] HOW MANY DOGS IS IT POSSIBLE TO PUT INTO A NORMAL STANDARD SIZE BLENDER IN ONE HOUR// YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO DO THE EXPERIMENT TO COME UP WITH THE RIGHT ANSWER^ AND WE WOULD BE DELIGHTED IF YOU SENT A PHOTO OF THE EVENT TOO[]]] SEE YA ALL NEXT WEEK[]]]]]]]] ]]]] ]]] ]] ] - - - -- - - - 
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KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ - KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ - KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ - KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^__ - P- PLAYER BY SCORPION/ALD -VJQ - HUBBA HUBBA[[[]]]]]] PLEASE FEEL MEGA WELCUM TO DIS RASTERTIME EATING PART IN DIS TOTALLY HARDCORE DEMO CALLED SPANKING TIME II^ DA SEQUEL]]]] HMM]]] THOSE BALLZ ABOVE LOOK KINDA KEWL^ WOULDN_T YA_ SAY SO/[/[/]]]]] IN CASE YOU_RE WONDERING HOW MANY SHAPES THERE ARE^ I WILL NOW INLIGHTEN YOU AND TELL YA_ THAT THE NUMBER IS TWENTYFIVE]]]]] ]]] ]] ] ALRIGHT THEN]]] I GUESS I_VE SAID ALL THERE IS TO BE SAID IN DIS PART^ SO I_LL WRAP DIS SCROLLER NOW AND MAKE IT DA SHORTEST ONE IN DA WHOLE DEMO]]]] DRAGNET OF 